I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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