They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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