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No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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