And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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