You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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