lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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