He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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