your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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