I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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