its not stalking. its research.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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