he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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