I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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