i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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