Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
