She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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