Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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