I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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