Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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