She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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