Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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