i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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