Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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