Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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