Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I didn't shave. On purpose
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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