Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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