How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
BRING THE BAGELS
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
