I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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