Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
this just has baby written all over it
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I want to fling myself into the sun
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