Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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