Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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