Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
