wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
