we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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