This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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