doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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