How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
And then my night got REAL pukey
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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