i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
The air taste purple.
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