But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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