Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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