i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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