I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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