I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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