I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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