so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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