Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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