it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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