16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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