My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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