I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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