He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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